Captain Granite Cock
Yes, this joke has been here since the very beginning. Legit was written on my original word doc.
Quick Info
- Race: Human
- Age: Unknown
- Occupation: Former leader of Pirate & Smugglers Guilds - Member of The Black Hand
- Met: New City, Lost City
- Status: Dead
- Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Quick Lore
Captain G.C. is known to smuggle many cults around Eastern Nyropa. He is brutal and thrives off stealing, smuggling, and pirating goods from the ‘more’ fortunate.
Voice Lines:
- Your semen is no match for mine. Prepare to be boarded. (
When starts encounter) - Your cum won’t last.
- The Cum father’s secret stash
- I’m going to fuck your dad
- Sacred cum blade (
as he draws his axe) - Give me cum, or give me death
- Cum fooler, semen drooler
- All your cum belong to me (
Grapple attack) - A cum slave back from the grave (
When using his resurrect ability) - Sweep up the cum flakes, Joan
- Consume the cum chalice, fuck everyone named Alice
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